What Would Al Roth Say to This?

Apparently, those Dutch are at it again. Someone is broadcasting a show in which three ill "contestants," each of whom is deathly in need of a kidney, compete for a healthy kidney. On a cheery note, the donor is terminally ill.

She will make her choice based on the contestants' history, profile and conversations with their families and friends. Viewers will be able to send text messages advising her during the 80-minute show.

Ah, text messages, how did we survive without you?